tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76046296544569482112024-03-13T21:32:29.371-07:00Barely BlinkA lot can happen in the blink of an eye.Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-23772065781799160192015-01-26T18:12:00.000-08:002015-01-26T18:43:49.707-08:00The Patriots Balls<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">As
suspicion and questions continue to grow regarding the under-inflated
footballs of the <b>New England Patriots </b>at
this year's <b>AFC Championship Game</b>, I
began to wonder whether the media had anything of more significance to report beside
this <i>soft balls</i> rubbish!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">I do not
care whether the Patriots men have <i>small
balls</i> or <i>blue balls,</i> I simply
fail to see why this matter has sparked such national debates and massive media
coverage.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">I suppose
if the NBA encountered a deflated basketballs situation, it would become a <i>big balls</i> matter, or if the PGA Tour did,
it would be a <i>hard balls</i> or a <b>Tiger Woods</b> knocking his balls around
matter, which would ultimately become a downright <i>dirty balls</i> matter! However, this is simply a... <i>I don't give a fuck about them balls</i> matter!
In fact, I could <b>Barely Blink</b> at
this ballsy bullshit!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 107%;">Copyright © 2015 Barely Blink. All Rights
Reserved.</span></i></b>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-74333945527442117582014-04-29T10:38:00.001-07:002014-04-29T13:40:05.648-07:00Time For Some Sterling Problems In LA<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>L.A. Clippers</b> were on fire Saturday
night when an alleged tape-recording of owner, <b>Donald Sterling</b> surfaced with racist remarks about Blacks. The
team took to the court bearing T-shirts that read “White Out!” and turned their
jerseys inside out in protest. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt;">Frankly,
I think this decrepit Sterling is misunderstood. Here is why...once a man,
twice a child. You see, Sterling is nothing but a coffin dodger whose memory has
tricked him into believing he lives in the 18<sup>th</sup> Century with a
biracial mistress who is in fact a fetus, and a bunch of cotton pickers who are
actually respected professional athletes!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt;">Come
on America; don’t be so hard on the poor pissy-pants, Mr. Sterling. A racist
needs therapy like most delusional patients.
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt;">I
recommend weekly sessions with Suge Knight and Snoop Lion at Shady Pines
retirement home, supervised by <b>Dr.
Kevorkian</b>. I bet that racist would…<b>Barely
Blink</b>!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">Copyright © 2014 Barely Blink. All Rights
Reserved.</span></i></b>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-38937253010246014392014-03-04T06:10:00.000-08:002014-03-04T06:16:37.708-08:00The Oscar Night<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: white;">An unforgettable night – you may
agree – was the <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">86th Academy Awards</b>
(the Oscars). Especially <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Ellen DeGeneres</b>’
re-tweeted, star-studded selfie that crashed <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Twitter</b>. But, apart from that, there was this…</span></div>
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Rapper, <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Pharrell Williams</b> misses the memo on tuxedo night and shows-up
dressed for a backyard barbecue. <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">John Travolta</b>
completely mispronounces the name of Broadway actress, <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Idina Menzel</b>, and <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barkhad
Abdi</b> reveals a candid look of disappointment when he discovers he lost Best
Supporting Actor to <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN;">Jared Leto</span></b><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN;">.</span></span></div>
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Then, there was this… It seemed befitting that <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Kim Novak</b> would announce the Oscar for Best Animated Film, as she
personified the word animated with the ridiculous level of Botox she obviously
had. Frankly, she looked like a ventriloquist in drag.</span></div>
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Next, <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">20 Feet From Stardom</b>, a
documentary showcasing backup singers, brought [perhaps no surprise] a display
of <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>a hollering <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Lady Sings The Blues</i> amidst the Oscar win for Best Documentary. </span><br />
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<span style="color: white;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Matthew McConaughey</b>
was just… not the man! He probably needed to bulk-up a bit more, avoid the 80s
Grease hairstyle and ditch his white, oversized, butler’s suit. Dude looked a
tad bit like a Texas Redneck.</span><br />
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And, finally…What the hell was up with <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Julie
Roberts</b> in that black laced dress? In the words of <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Joan Rivers</b>, “When you see a woman in this much lace, she looks
like she’s going to bury a Kennedy.” That was my least favorite Red Carpet dress.
Man, I could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b> when I
think of how much better Aunt Gretel’s doily looks.</span><br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="color: white; font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Copyright © 2014 Barely Blink. All Rights
Reserved.</span></i></b>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-14368153532990820942014-02-04T18:46:00.001-08:002014-02-04T18:58:57.299-08:00Holy Matrimony!<div style="text-align: center;">
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I could <strong>Barely Blink</strong> when I woke-up in a hotel room in Vegas
with a wedding ring on my finger and a gorgeous creature lying beside me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Fox5</b>
was streaming <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Super Bowl XLVIII</b> on
the entertainment box in my room. 3rd Quarter, and the Super-dogs, <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Denver Broncos</b> were down by zero to the
Underdogs, <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Seattle Seahawks</b>. </div>
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In that moment, I did not care whether the Bull-dogs were playing
the Hot-dogs, my curiosity hinged on the gorgeous creature lying beside me and
the wedding band on my finger. Sobriety is a <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">bitch</i> the day after a drunken stupor, and reality was possibly the
one lying beside me. <br />
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My clothes were missing, head was aching…urgent care,
<strong>Medicare</strong>, any care! Hell, I would have fancied <strong>Obamacare</strong>, anything to ease my
headache and unravel the mystery.<br />
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Then, the gorgeous creature woke, turned, and looked at me.
Holy Matrimony! She had hair on her fucking
chest!!<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Copyright © 2014 Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved.</span></i></b>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-71158741488659015042013-12-27T06:40:00.000-08:002013-12-30T06:37:31.024-08:00The Conscientious Beggar<div style="text-align: center;">
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Upon entering a train station, I could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b> when a homeless dude politely asked me for eighty-two
cents. I wondered whether this currency specific beggar was financially savvy
enough to decipher the difference between eighty-two or forty-two cents - if I
were to submit to his meticulous request.</div>
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Then, he offered details, “I need to get home, but I’m short
eighty-two cents.” I marveled at his bold and cunning attempt to capture more
than just a handsome penny by virtue of his pity politics. I refrained from
inquiring the total fee for his journey, and whether his destination was the
corner of Walk and Don’t Walk or a seedy dwelling below the <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Brooklyn Bridge</b>.</div>
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Perhaps this Pythagoras could have been a successful banker,
had <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Uncle Sam</b> not screwed him below
the <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placename w:st="on">Brooklyn</st1:placename> <st1:placetype w:st="on">Bridge</st1:placetype></st1:place>. Instead, he is the <strong>Ben Bernanke</strong> of
tax free income with eighteen cents interest on each eighty-two cents he
deposits in his torn trousers.</div>
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Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-386287885272375292013-07-14T14:17:00.000-07:002013-09-07T02:21:21.892-07:00Zimmerman Is The Man!!<div style="text-align: center;">
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A <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:state w:st="on">Florida</st1:state></st1:place>
jury delivered an excellent verdict [based on the evidence] acquitting <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">George Zimmerman</b> for the shooting death
of 17-year-old <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Trayvon Martin</b>. The
prosecution, on the other hand, screwed the fuck up! What a fucking waste of law
school!</div>
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Speaking of “screwed,” the evidence suggests that Zimmerman
did not <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">have</i> to kill Trayvon, he <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">needed</i> to! Here is why…</div>
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Zimmerman is corrupted by his own fucking demons, which may
have led him to proposition Martin for a <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Sen.
Larry Craig</b>, “wide stance” tryst, and as Martin dismissed the indecent
proposal, Zimmerman feared his reputation would be at stake, so he got out of
his vehicle and followed Martin to muzzle him for good. </div>
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Martin, disgusted by Zimmerman’s queer proposition, could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b>, and proceeded to beat the
crap out of Zimmerman, until Zimmerman unfortunately fired the deadly shot. </div>
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Zimmerman… Duuuuude…You’re the man!! I fashion you as an <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">O.J. Simpson</b>, one who got away with
murder, or a <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Kevin Clash</b>, a puppeteer
who begs little boys to “tickle me Elmo,” behind close doors.</div>
<o:p> </o:p><br />
<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Copyright © 2013 Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved.</span></i></b>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-46790965472372160822013-07-03T04:40:00.002-07:002013-07-03T04:45:48.890-07:00“Niederlage” for Serena Williams<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Germany's C-list Tennis player, <strong>Sabine Lisicki</strong> served up a shocking defeat, beating World No.1 and five-time <strong>Wimbledon</strong> champion, <strong>Serena Williams</strong>. <a href="http://www.blogger.com/null"></a><br /><br />Williams concede gracefully stating, "It's not a shock. She plays really good on grass,” yet, folks could <strong>Barely Blink</strong>! <br /><br />Given the shocking defeat, one has to wonder whether Williams had a touch of <strong>German measles</strong> and became incapable of returning Lisicki’s balls. Perhaps, Williams should have bought a <strong>German Shepherd</strong> to scare Lisicki off, or feed her some savory <strong>German sausages</strong> just before the match.<br /><br />Frankly, a marooned Lisicki stuck in a broken-down <strong>Volkswagen</strong>, somewhere in <strong>Germansville</strong>, would have secured a Williams win by default. However, I doubt whether Williams would join Lisicki for an early <strong>Oktoberfest</strong> celebration. <br /><br />Glückwünsche, Lisicki!<br /><br /><em><strong>Copyright © 2013 Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved.</strong></em>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-61053083460724777802013-06-07T11:12:00.001-07:002013-09-07T02:23:49.194-07:00What Might Be Lurking In PRISM Spy<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">As the nation stormed
into frenzy after a whistleblower leaked info on the <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">U.S. Government</b>’s <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">PRISM spy program</b>
– one which allows them to tap into all Americans cell phone and internet
communication – I was wondering exactly who I need to befriend to see just what
some of these shady Government Executives do in their spare time.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I imagine <b>Kim
Kardashian</b><span class="st"><span style="color: #222222;"> </span></span>and
<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Jenna Jameson</b>’s explicit sex scenes
are lurking somewhere in their Internet history. A little bit of <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Snoop Dogg</b> and some <b>Gangnam Style</b>
amidst their <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Fifty Shades of Grey</b>.
Some bedroom and bathroom antics, like the bobbing foot of <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Sen. Larry Craig</b>, and a stance as wide as his male receiver.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sexing, scheming, deceiving
and a host of other indiscretions probably haunt folks like Governors <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Mark Sanford</b>, <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Jim McGreevey</b>, <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Eliot <span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Spitzer</span></b> and that d<span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">ouchebag</span> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Arnold Schwarzenegger</b>. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b> as I wonder what might be hiding
behind the cool <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">swag</i> of <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barack Obama</b>. Hmm… <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved.</span></i></b></div>
Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-82499303434918373542013-05-27T16:02:00.002-07:002013-05-27T16:13:09.577-07:00Google Me on Bing<div style="text-align: center;">
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Dining at a local eatery a <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Bing</b> (search engine) representative walked through the door and
began taking a few hurry photos of the eatery. <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Hold the fuck up, Mr. <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Gilles
Bensimon</b></i>. I’ve got a <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely
Blink</b> reputation to protect, which involves not being seen at a cheesy
eatery. <br />
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Frankly, I’ve got an identity to protect, but I take it neither
is the least of Bing’s concern, as their mission [seemingly] is to upstage
their competitor, <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Google</b>. I cannot
imagine Bing superseding Google, but an ambitious pursuit seems warranted all-the-same.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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Google has become so synonymous with conducting internet
searches, so much so that I might catch a sexual assault if I were to ask a gal
to Bing me, as oppose to Google me. Or, perhaps I could ask her to Google me on
Bing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Copyright © 2013 Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved.</span></i></b>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-20518118144018561042013-05-06T09:13:00.002-07:002014-02-08T18:17:25.645-08:00Amanda Knox is Guilty!!<div style="text-align: center;">
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Make no mistake about the composed and sympathetic looking <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Amanda Knox</b>. That bitch is guilty!!<o:p></o:p><br />
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Convicted in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Italy</st1:place></st1:country-region>,
in 2008 for the murder of her roommate <b><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN;">Meredith Kercher</span></b><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">, a British exchange student, Knox was released in October
2011 when her conviction was overturned. Knox was originally sentenced to 26
years in prison along with her then [Italian] boyfriend </span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN;">Raffaele Sollecito</span></b><span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN;">
who received a 25-year sentence <span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">for the
murder of Kercher. However, this past March, the Italian court overturned
Knox’s </span>acquittal and ordered a retrial at an appellate court in <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Florence</st1:place></st1:city>.<span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
<span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><o:p> </o:p></span><br />
<span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">I could <b>Barely Blink</b> when I saw a pensive Amanda Knox, cleverly crafting
responses in her head to feed a curious <b>Diane Sawyer</b> on <b>ABC News</b>.
Knox has written a pack-of-lies, I presume, in a book she released this month
call, “Waiting to be Heard: A Memoir by Amanda Knox.”<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN;">There is no doubt
[in my mind] that Knox’s bizarre behavior in the wake of her roommate’s grisly
death is due to the fact that she is guilty! Perhaps she accidentally killed
Kercher over some hair spray or maybe she caught Kercher eating the last slice
of leftover pizza. After all, an authentic Italy pizza is… to die for. Who
knows… could be some other dumb shit! But, for whatever it was, it was enough to
trigger the <span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Jekyll</span> and Hyde in
this Good Girl turned murder.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN;">If I were the <st1:country-region w:st="on">U.S.</st1:country-region> government, I would extradite Knox’s ass
back to <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Italy</st1:place></st1:country-region>.
She would have to face the consequences of her murderous actions!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN;"><o:p> </o:p></span><br />
<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span lang="EN" style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Copyright © 2013 Barely Blink. All Rights
Reserved.</span></i></b>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-84471514948266428182013-04-11T09:56:00.000-07:002013-04-11T09:59:46.131-07:00U.S. Congress In A Legal Bind<div style="text-align: center;">
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I could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b>
as Congress begins to stir things up with a number of tough decisions. Guns,
gays and store-aways, all campaign reform promises <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">President Obama</b> might not be able to fulfill.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I propose the following:<o:p></o:p></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Guns<o:p></o:p></i></b></div>
Bring on the <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Colorado
Dark Knight</b> for a Batman blaze of glory up in Congress and we shall see how
quickly these political Jokers endorse the <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Second
Amendment</b>. <o:p></o:p><br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Gays (Same-Sex Marriage)<o:p></o:p></i></b></div>
Consider this. <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Vice
President, Joe Biden</b> frequently puts his foot in his mouth, yet everyone
accepts him for his verbal follies and for being just Joe. My point is… who the
fuck cares!<o:p></o:p><br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Store-Aways (Immigration)<o:p></o:p></i></b></div>
Issue an executive order that would grant amnesty to illegal
immigrants. Make it a national holiday and a nationwide party with tacos, burritos,
nachos and a huge Uncle Tom <span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">piñata</span>.
This would keep frustrated Mexicans from taking their wives to the cliff <b>Te-qui-la</b><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">.</span><o:p></o:p><br />
<o:p> </o:p><br />
<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Copyright © 2013 Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved.</span></i></b>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-35044001827328830722013-04-07T14:07:00.000-07:002013-04-07T20:02:41.432-07:00Oprah’s Lifeclass on Thin Ice<div style="text-align: center;">
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Flicking through my TV channels, I could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b> when I encountered media mogul,
<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Oprah Winfrey</b>, and a woman famed for
her in-your-face life coaching, <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Iyanla
Vanzant</b>, berating and cornering this Caucasian woman about the [in their opinion]
bad choices she made in life on an episode of <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Oprah’s Lifeclass</b>. </div>
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If this were the 60s, these two would be <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">erased</i>, and Vanzant stoned to death for
her witchcraft-like intuitiveness amidst her bullying antics! </div>
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In 2011, Vanzant and Winfrey publically rekindled their
friendship after an 11-year fall-out, and while Vanzant stated she was
disappointed in Winfrey’s lack of support, Winfrey responded matter-of-factly that
she did not know Vanzant sought her support. Ha! Just call Winfrey the B Word…a
Billionaire who does not give a flying fuck about anyone – including her
rent-a-husband, Stedman!</div>
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Here they are in 2013, bosom-buddies antagonizing white
people. These two need to learn a lesson on the history of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">America</st1:place></st1:country-region>’s Lifeclass…
that they might be skating on some very thin, retaliatory Redneck ice!</div>
<o:p> </o:p><br />
<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Copyright © 2013 Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved.</span></i></b>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-29387905909204971112013-03-28T20:16:00.000-07:002013-03-28T20:19:12.780-07:00Bad Boy Bieber<div style="text-align: center;">
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I am confused as to why the <span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">punkish antics of <b>Justin</b></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"> <span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Bieber</span></b><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"> have become greater headline news than the <b>Supreme
Court</b>’s ruling on same-sex marriage. Frankly, I don’t give a fuck about
either, but, the brat-ish and recent brutish Bieber antics have seemingly
spiraled out of control. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">A Shirtless Bieber
seen parading through an airport?? A </span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Trayvon Martin</b><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">, Beiber seen
in a fist fight with reporters?? A <b>Danica Patrick</b>, Beiber seen racing
his </span>Ferrari<span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"> - annoying the fuck
out of his neighbors??<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Baby, baby, baby
oohh…What the fuck is up with this kid? <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">This kid is no
Bieber. He is a fucking annoying little <strong>Beaver</strong>! Dude, why don’t you take
your Bad Boy Beaver act and go chew on some wood, or build a dam, because when
the cops finally throw your ass in jail, Bad Boy Bieber would... <b>Barely Blink</b>!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><o:p> </o:p></span><br />
<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Copyright © 2013 Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved.</span></i></b>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-67258071463718451572013-01-18T10:17:00.000-08:002013-01-18T13:27:37.407-08:00The Fallen Te’o<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt;">Ha! Is this <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Manti Te’o </b>dude a fucking <strong><span style="font-family: Arial;">Looney-Tune</span></strong>? Or is he secretly a <strong><span style="font-family: Arial;">Kardashian</span></strong> in search of attention—through annoying publicity stunts?<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt;">She is my girlfriend…no she’s not... but, she’s dead and in a better place with my real girlfriend</span></i><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt;">. Between Te’o and Lance Armstrong, those two could form their own U.S. Government. Lies after lies, after lies! And, a promise to fix a broken economy? A big hoax!<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt;">Te’o, a linebacker at the <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">University of Notre Dame</b> told social media a heartwarming tale of his relationship with a young woman who was suffering from leukemia, but died before they ever met.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<o:p></o:p><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Holy Mackerel</span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt;">! This Te’o dude is nothing but a psychologically sick Catfish! An internet predator who creates a fake identity with the intention of getting other people or a person to fall in love with them.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt;">Perhaps Te’o wanted to live out his childhood fantasy of being marooned on a Hawaiian island with a gorgeous brunette trying to feed her his <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">coconuts</i>.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt;">Te’o, you need to fashion your lies from the King of Lies. Bill Clinton could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b> when he said, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman,” which [I agree] is completely different from putting his <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">cigar</i> up her butt!! <o:p></o:p></span><br />
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Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-63154655899563113292013-01-14T17:57:00.000-08:002013-01-14T18:57:08.712-08:00No Pants Subway Ride<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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There is something about Democracy that unleashes a liberal
circus in some folks. Democracy, for me, unleashes the sting of my tongue and
the art of reporting on some of the most bizarre and obtuse things I encounter.
For example...I could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b> today
(January 13, 2013) when I noticed random groups of folks bearing their
underwears in the 50-degree, misty, grey winter weather—all in the name of the <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">12th Annual No Pants Subway Ride Day.</b><br />
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I must have missed the memo on this No Pants Day, or I would
have been clad in a pair of my <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Calvin Klein</b> boxer-briefs
bearing all of my big, bulging, business. Instead, I stood, dissatisfied when I
approached the apparent ring-leader of one of the Pants-less groups and asked, “What's
this masquerade for?”</div>
“Ahhh...No Pants Day,” he responded.<br />
“Yeah? What the fuck is that?” I delved.<br />
“Ahhh...” the duffus paused. <br />
“It's an annual event staged by an Improv,” his wimpy
partner-in-stupidity interjected. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“It
was started by these seven guys a few years ago and now grown into an
international celebration of silliness,” He concluded. I opted to ponder his
rehearsed delivery, since his ring-leading buddy was stomped for speech.<br />
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Ha! The things folks do for attention, which includes arrest
and jail time, of which I am certain will result for most of those Pants-less
idiots at the end of the day.</div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Copyright © 2013 Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved.</span></i></b>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-33046907466027244212012-11-21T19:39:00.000-08:002012-11-21T20:33:15.728-08:00“Tickle Me Elmo!”<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">Get a load of this! <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Kevin Clash</b>, the puppeteer behind <st1:street w:st="on"><st1:address w:st="on"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Sesame
Street</b></st1:address></st1:street>’s adorable, furry, red monster, <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Elmo</b>, resigns on Tuesday amidst
allegations that he sexually abused underage boys.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">Ironically, Clash has been working <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">behind</i> small bodies for many years,
causing his seemingly precocious act to trigger bountiful fantasies that made dainty-little
boys beg Elmo to “tickle them.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">While puppet master, Clash has admitted
to being gay, his sexual behavior with a [then] 15-year old boy and another lad
who said he had sex with Clash when he was 16<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">—</span>but recanted his statement<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">—</span>has
Clash in statutory hot waters!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">I feel sorry for poor Elmo. I could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b>, as I cannot imagine him behind
bars. He would turn from bright red to prison orange, scarred with tattoos and
a bandana on his head, while his master, Mr. Clash, enjoys a quotidian play of
“tickle me Elmo.”<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-17120878469441212852012-11-09T10:31:00.000-08:002012-11-09T10:34:35.688-08:00Florida In A State of Delay<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<strong>Thursday, November 8, 2012</strong> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">–</span> late afternoon just when the nation had finished celebrating or perhaps recovering from the news of <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">President Barack Obama</b>’s reelection, the <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">State of Florida</b> was finally releasing its election results.<br />
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I find this to be particularly interesting, considering the <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">State of Alaska</b> – four hours behind the State of Florida – wrapped up their voting results on election night, then, folks probably wandered off and stood by their windows to see <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Russia</b>.</div>
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Perhaps Floridians staked-out polling stations in order to avoid another <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Penske</b> rental truck scandal, while election officials inside the stations were forced to revert to a 48-hour ballot count! </div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Governor Romney</b> could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b> when he conceded. I imagine he held back tears, while plagued by thoughts of the magnitude of funds he lost on a useless campaign. </div>
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Ha! Time to retire to <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Florida</st1:place></st1:state>, Mitt, because according to your wife, your political career is over! Perhaps Floridians would sympathize, and accept you as a resident. Although, I suspect it would take them a while before they could <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">count</i> you in.</div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Copyright © 2012 Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved.</span></i></b>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-7279141113583543022012-10-30T05:11:00.000-07:002012-10-30T19:58:32.559-07:00Freak ‘n Naked Storm!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Tuesday, October 29,
2012</b> – I could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b> when
a swarm of teenagers stormed through the streets at 11:45 pm, amidst the
dangerous <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Frankenstorm [Sandy]</b>,
wearing nothing but bikinis and swim trunks. </div>
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If I were a young and dumb adventurous lad, I suppose I
would egg this impishness on, or a squeamish girl with a fear of danger, I
would yell out to them to get inside. But, I am only a resident in the <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">City of <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Freak</st1:place></st1:city> ‘n Madness</b>. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A city where defying normalcy can be a mark of
distinction, a city that is governed by hand-shakes and puppet masters, a city
where a looming storm caused its entire operations to cease and a bunch of idle
teenagers to parade their pale skins in the middle of the streets—scantily clad
in the name of fun or perhaps foolishness!<br />
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Forty-seven (47) degrees, in the middle of a storm, and, I
assumed I had seen it all, when here comes this giant, chunky lad running as if
he had scored a touchdown—minus his sportsman apparel. This fucking kid was
naked! Ironically, his colossal frame made up for what he lacked in his
jockstrap. This wiener must clearly be oblivious to the science of coldness and
shrinkage. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><br />
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Well, I’ll be damned! I certainly did not expect <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Sandy</st1:place></st1:city> to cause this type
of <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Freak ‘n Naked Storm,</b> yet I cannot
say that I am surprise... I could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely
Blink</b>!</div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Copyright © 2012 Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved.</span></i></b>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-7888361994647534262012-08-31T19:14:00.000-07:002012-08-31T19:22:21.650-07:00Oprah, The Queen of Fork<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Ha! I could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b>
when I read that Media Mogul, <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Oprah
Winfrey</b> made an ignorant comment about Indians while on a recent visit to <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Mumbai</b> for a segment of her new show, <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Oprah’s
Next Chapter</i></b>.<br />
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According to the Associated Press, The Queen of Talk bit off
more than she could chew while dining with a courtly Mumbai family. In an
effort to make small talk, Winfrey voiced her observation at the dinner table,
“I hear some Indian people eat with their hands still.”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Although the hosting family took no offense
to Winfrey’s inquisitive comment, a surge of letters were published on CNN-IBN
website from outraged Indians—mainly one who cited that Winfrey is, “myopic,
unaware, ignorant, and gauche.” </div>
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The problem here is this. Using your hands to eat is a well
established [ancient] Indian tradition, which Indians are not ashamed of. So, Winfrey
should have picked up a ‘culture guide’ before she journeyed to the East with
such gross Western ignorance!</div>
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Frankly, Winfrey might need a course in Table Etiquette 101.
#1. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you! Or, next time, since she is so
concerned about folks eating with their hands, pack a damn fork! </div>
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Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-7606778593500213912012-07-27T23:05:00.000-07:002012-07-27T23:05:53.731-07:00Olympic Flames for Mitt Romney<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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When <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Mitt Romney </b>traveled
to <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">London</st1:city></st1:place> on
his first official trip as the presumptive Republican presidential nominee,
things went <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">way</i> South before Romney
realized he was <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">way</i> North. When asked
whether <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">London</st1:city></st1:place> is
ready for the <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">2012 Olympic Games</b>,
that jackass responded by saying there were “disconcerting” signs—implying that
the Brits are unprepared.</div>
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Romney quickly sparked a fire burning faster than the
Olympic flames, but the Brits extinguished it just as quickly, responding collectively
to his unsavory comment. </div>
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Frankly, this is probably the sign of a <span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">Debutante</span> with a silver spoon so far
up his ass; he is out-of-touch and unable to relate to civilization. He could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b>!</div>
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If I were the Brits, I would revoke his visa and deport his
ass. However, Romney may have already sealed his presidential fate. That silver
spoon jackass!</div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Copyright © 2012 Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved.<o:p></o:p></i></b></div>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-5891308212084444342012-07-21T16:08:00.001-07:002012-07-21T16:08:39.853-07:00Batman - The Dark Knight Falls!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b>
when I heard that some Mask-Man had created his own deadly movie theatrics,
killing 12 and wounding 58 during the premiere of the new <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Batman </b>film. </div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">James Holmes</b>, armed
with an AR-15 assault rifle, gas mask and clad in black opened fire just after
midnight on Friday at a theater filled with eager Batman filmgoers in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Aurora</b></st1:city><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">, <st1:state w:st="on">Colorado</st1:state></b></st1:place>.
Investigators believe that Holmes acted alone and describe him as a <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Lone Wolf</b>—despite his preference to be “<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">The Joker</b>.”</div>
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The irony is, while Holmes decided to conceal his identity [during
his theatre massacre], his own mother was quick to reveal it, “You have the
right person," she told <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">ABC News</b>
Reporters, “I need to call the police. … I need to fly out to <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Colorado</st1:place></st1:state>.”</div>
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Holy crap, Batman! This Joker is screwed—not just screwed-the-fuck-up!!
His cinematography days are over! The curtains have fallen on his act and will
undoubtedly leave him behind in an iron dungeon filled with Mask Men, right before
the State executes his ass!</div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Copyright © 2012 Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved</i></b></div>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-59436887637018248892012-07-07T20:56:00.000-07:002012-07-07T21:02:27.352-07:00TomKat In A Split-Splat<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b>
over the media’s obsession with the recent split of one of <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">Hollywood</st1:city></st1:place>'s most talked-about couples, <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Tom Cruise</b> and <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Katie Holmes </b>(“TomKat”). According to the Associated Press, Holmes
filed for a divorce while Cruise was in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Iceland</st1:place></st1:country-region>.<br />
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I am neither interested, nor do I care about this <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">TomKat </b>split, but, I will say this… Kat
(that Jackie Kennedy wannabe) must have known of Cruise’s Napoleonic complex. She
must have known that she would fall prey to a dictating <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Scientology </b>Jerk!</div>
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Word to the wise:</div>
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<li class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;">Shot
gun weddings do not work;</li>
<li class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;">A man
16 years a woman’s senior is destine to get dumped, especially if he is experiencing
mid-life crisis. Her crisis becomes a plot to get rid of him before he
turns fifty;</li>
<li class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;">Never
plan to celebrate your 50<sup>th</sup> Birthday away from your wife. She has
a plan too; and,</li>
<li class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;">If you
feel like you have met the man/woman of your dreams, avoid jumping up and
down on Oprah’s couch or you might wind-up crying on it 5 years later.</li>
</ul>
<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Copyright © 2012 Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved</span></i></b></div>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-12942337669710421112012-07-01T17:11:00.000-07:002012-07-01T17:13:47.590-07:00Escaping Debt by Death<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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When <st1:street w:st="on"><st1:address w:st="on">Ex-Wall
Street</st1:address></st1:street> trader, <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Michael Marin</b> was found guilty of setting his mansion on fire as a
scheme to escape his mortgage debt, dude decided to take the law into his own
hands. He sentenced himself to death by way of ingesting what appeared to be
something he placed in his mouth, then, washed it down with a drink from a
bottle he took into the courtroom. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Minutes
later, folks could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b> when
Marin suffered from a <span lang="EN" style="mso-ansi-language: EN;">seizure and
died.</span><span lang="EN"> </span></div>
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What a fucking moron! Incidentally, Marin neglected to look
on the bright side of his going to prison, which was, a roof over his head and
his mortgage debt…GONE!</div>
<br /><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Copyright© 2012 Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved</i>.<o:p></o:p></b>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-26433515942553324102012-06-11T22:18:00.000-07:002013-06-17T12:21:20.115-07:00Explosive Catholic Mass<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I could <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Barely Blink</b>
when—in the middle of a <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Catholic Mass</b>—a
homeless redneck strolled into the cathedral and yelled, “They should rape
Jacqueline Kennedy. She is a bitch!!” I suppose an evil spirit was upon that imbecile,
or perhaps his mental facility deficient from <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Prozac</b>. Who on earth goes into a house of worship and hurtle such
repugnant words?<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Holy Communion</b>! I
find those Catholics to be too damn civilized. The Bishop, Priests, Alter
boy…nobody budged. Not even a single parishioner challenged to throw that lunatic
out. Meanwhile, I resisted the urge to yell right back, “Get the fuck out!!”</div>
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I imagine those Catholics would not have mind my French
amidst their Latin chant. But, two wrongs do not make a right, except…1
confession, 2 rosaries, 5 penances and 10 <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Hail
Mary’s</b>. Yeah, so… I opted to shut the hell up!</div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Copyright © 2012 Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved.</span></i></b>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7604629654456948211.post-60471410619480646372012-03-22T16:50:00.005-07:002012-03-22T17:09:06.194-07:00A Million (Minus One) Hoodies Rally<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-ESGcmwayYO4qRN5NYkHCo8qxBVuEO0IYwzaooLJfpEPQKHWKvG8Xjgchfkpa-qdR3cpMdhALVtm5HtdY7KtxyeeFbmwcNIprafRwzKnMEBjZqvlJ2qjJjuhZRWnprYOcXj8PjmI-xUQ/s1600/s-TRAYVON-MARTIN-MARCH-large.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-ESGcmwayYO4qRN5NYkHCo8qxBVuEO0IYwzaooLJfpEPQKHWKvG8Xjgchfkpa-qdR3cpMdhALVtm5HtdY7KtxyeeFbmwcNIprafRwzKnMEBjZqvlJ2qjJjuhZRWnprYOcXj8PjmI-xUQ/s1600/s-TRAYVON-MARTIN-MARCH-large.jpg" /></a></div><span style="font-size: 11.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">As the nation takes a stand against Sanford, FL Police’s failure to arrest <strong>George Zimmerman</strong>, who shot and killed 17-year-old <strong>Trayvon Martin</strong> on February 26—in what he claims was self-defense—New York City staged a <strong>“Million Hoodies”</strong> march in protest of Martin’s shooting.<o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
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</span><span style="font-size: 11.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Martin, who was black, was wearing a hooded sweat shirt, carrying only a bag of Skittles, iced tea and his cell phone when 28-year-old Zimmerman, who is not black, shot and killed him. <o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
</span><span style="font-size: 11.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">The tragedy sparked questions of race issues, calling Martin’s death a hate crime, and causing the <strong>NAACP</strong> to address allegations of police misconduct within in the Orlando suburb where Martin was killed.<o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
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</span><span style="font-size: 11.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">In the meantime, civil-rights activist the <strong>Rev. Al Sharpton</strong> is at the helm of a “Million Hoodies” rally planned for [today] Thursday in the community where Martin was killed. <o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
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</span><span style="font-size: 11.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">I could <strong>Barely Blink</strong> when I ponder, that, if a life depended on the Rev. Sharpton covering his <strong>Madam C. J. Walker</strong> processed hair at a “Hoodies” rally, I am certain that life would be loss. <o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
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</span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 11.5pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Copyright © 2012 Barely Blink. All Rights Reserved.</span></i></b>Barely Blinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16510135809898765057noreply@blogger.com0