As
suspicion and questions continue to grow regarding the under-inflated
footballs of the New England Patriots at
this year's AFC Championship Game, I
began to wonder whether the media had anything of more significance to report beside
this soft balls rubbish!
I do not
care whether the Patriots men have small
balls or blue balls, I simply
fail to see why this matter has sparked such national debates and massive media
coverage.
I suppose
if the NBA encountered a deflated basketballs situation, it would become a big balls matter, or if the PGA Tour did,
it would be a hard balls or a Tiger Woods knocking his balls around
matter, which would ultimately become a downright dirty balls matter! However, this is simply a... I don't give a fuck about them balls matter!
In fact, I could Barely Blink at
this ballsy bullshit!