Barely Blink: Justin Bieber

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Bad Boy Bieber

I am confused as to why the punkish antics of Justin Bieber have become greater headline news than the Supreme Court’s ruling on same-sex marriage. Frankly, I don’t give a fuck about either, but, the brat-ish and recent brutish Bieber antics have seemingly spiraled out of control.

A Shirtless Bieber seen parading through an airport?? A Trayvon Martin, Beiber seen in a fist fight with reporters?? A Danica Patrick, Beiber seen racing his Ferrari - annoying the fuck out of his neighbors??

Baby, baby, baby oohh…What the fuck is up with this kid?

This kid is no Bieber. He is a fucking annoying little Beaver! Dude, why don’t you take your Bad Boy Beaver act and go chew on some wood, or build a dam, because when the cops finally throw your ass in jail, Bad Boy Bieber would... Barely Blink!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Black Bieber

When the fuck did they turn Justin Bieber into a little Black kid? I could Barely Blink when Bieber, the little Blackstreet Boy from Ontario, Canada, thanked God and Jesus at the MTV Video Music Awards, and concluded that he was thankful for being in the same category with "all of 'em"—his fellow talented artists.

Bieber swagged his way on and off stage rocking some super low red jeans with a black T-Shirt, velvet collared blazer, some Daddy Bush [reading] glasses and a tiny snake in his hand. That's a kid who's fucking confused! What's next? A gold tooth, multiple tattoos, a few brushes with the law, an entourage of money sucking Homies and a couple of freaks?

Maybe he'll be the only White kid who would grow up to become a Black man. After all, Michael Jackson accomplished the reverse.