U.S. Congress In A Legal Bind

I could Barely Blink as Congress begins to stir things up with a number of tough decisions. Guns, gays and store-aways, all campaign reform promises President Obama might not be able to fulfill.

I propose the following:

Guns

Bring on the Colorado Dark Knight for a Batman blaze of glory up in Congress and we shall see how quickly these political Jokers endorse the Second Amendment.

Gays (Same-Sex Marriage)

Consider this. Vice President, Joe Biden frequently puts his foot in his mouth, yet everyone accepts him for his verbal follies and for being just Joe. My point is… who the fuck cares!

Store-Aways (Immigration)

Issue an executive order that would grant amnesty to illegal immigrants. Make it a national holiday and a nationwide party with tacos, burritos, nachos and a huge Uncle Tom piñata. This would keep frustrated Mexicans from taking their wives to the cliff Te-qui-la.
 
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Florida In A State of Delay

Thursday, November 8, 2012 – late afternoon just when the nation had finished celebrating or perhaps recovering from the news of President Barack Obama’s reelection, the State of Florida was finally releasing its election results.

I find this to be particularly interesting, considering the State of Alaska – four hours behind the State of Florida – wrapped up their voting results on election night, then, folks probably wandered off and stood by their windows to see Russia.

Perhaps Floridians staked-out polling stations in order to avoid another Penske rental truck scandal, while election officials inside the stations were forced to revert to a 48-hour ballot count!

Governor Romney could Barely Blink when he conceded. I imagine he held back tears, while plagued by thoughts of the magnitude of funds he lost on a useless campaign.

Ha! Time to retire to Florida, Mitt, because according to your wife, your political career is over! Perhaps Floridians would sympathize, and accept you as a resident. Although, I suspect it would take them a while before they could count you in.

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A Change is Coming

The Obama Administration is slowly crumbling. Re-election for President Obama is beginning to look like a shot at winning the Mega Million—with the help of a weekly co-workers pool.

A failed stimulus package, a health-care bill that no one really agrees with and an almost trillion-dollar deficit has put a wedge in his Mr. Cool politics. As William Broyles said in his Newsweek article, “Americans aren’t inspired by well-meaning weakness.” In my opinion, America needs a pragmatic leader. One who would make firm decisions and not give a fuck about right- or left-wing politics!

To put it bluntly, America needs a madman, a man like Lyndon B. Johnson or George W. Bush who would create a crazy-ass plan and demand a firm execution without wavering! After all, mad is close to genius. But, in George W. Bush's case, mad is meritocracy.

For Obama, genius is apparently, not knowing his presidency is collapsing. He might need to pull a Nixon and quit while he’s ahead! These days, he could Barely Blink without being reminded of the economy crisis he cannot seem to fix. Poor dude, a change is certainly coming.

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