Black Bieber

When the fuck did they turn Justin Bieber into a little Black kid? I could Barely Blink when Bieber, the little Blackstreet Boy from Ontario, Canada, thanked God and Jesus at the MTV Video Music Awards, and concluded that he was thankful for being in the same category with "all of 'em"—his fellow talented artists.

Bieber swagged his way on and off stage rocking some super low red jeans with a black T-Shirt, velvet collared blazer, some Daddy Bush [reading] glasses and a tiny snake in his hand. That's a kid who's fucking confused! What's next? A gold tooth, multiple tattoos, a few brushes with the law, an entourage of money sucking Homies and a couple of freaks?

Maybe he'll be the only White kid who would grow up to become a Black man. After all, Michael Jackson accomplished the reverse.

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A Change is Coming

The Obama Administration is slowly crumbling. Re-election for President Obama is beginning to look like a shot at winning the Mega Million—with the help of a weekly co-workers pool.

A failed stimulus package, a health-care bill that no one really agrees with and an almost trillion-dollar deficit has put a wedge in his Mr. Cool politics. As William Broyles said in his Newsweek article, “Americans aren’t inspired by well-meaning weakness.” In my opinion, America needs a pragmatic leader. One who would make firm decisions and not give a fuck about right- or left-wing politics!

To put it bluntly, America needs a madman, a man like Lyndon B. Johnson or George W. Bush who would create a crazy-ass plan and demand a firm execution without wavering! After all, mad is close to genius. But, in George W. Bush's case, mad is meritocracy.

For Obama, genius is apparently, not knowing his presidency is collapsing. He might need to pull a Nixon and quit while he’s ahead! These days, he could Barely Blink without being reminded of the economy crisis he cannot seem to fix. Poor dude, a change is certainly coming.

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The Legal System Is Guilty!

Who are folks actually angry with, Casey Anthony for being acquitted of murder, or the judicial system and its cohorts for their lack to exhibit proof beyond a reasonable doubt that Anthony murdered her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee? All this courthouse melee and folks shouting, “We want justice,” should be redirected to the State prosecutors who fucked-up! The State of Florida should put those incompetent bastards on trail for wasting taxpayers' money.

In the meantime, Anthony could Barely Blink, when she discovered that she was acquitted. A tearful Anthony deserves an Oscar for her real-life Joan Crawford performance in, I Murdered Caylee, That Little Bitch!

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Princess Diana Digitally Aged?

The media seems to be enamored by Newsweek’s so-called creative, but, unflattering photo of Princess Diana [what she would look like at age 50] standing next to Kate Milldeton, Duchess of Cambridge.

The concept is not only a royal mockery, it is downright creepy! I am sure the Duchess of Cambridge would prefer to preserve images of her decease mother-in-law as the woman she was, rather than the woman she would be—as depicted by these Newsweek bullshit artists.

If I was the CEO of Newsweek, I would fire the mindless idiots who created the photo, and have that cover pulled before anyone could Barely Blink!

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Mr. Trojan Horse

Strauss-Kahn, you’re the man! But you fu*ked-up! You fashioned yourself for a Greek Emperor who tried to truss his Trojan horse into the wrong city. She’s a lady, not a subservient French whore. What did you expect?

I heard prostitution is perfectly legal in France, but this is America, buddy. You would need to assume a Bad-Boy alias, like, “Client 9,”“John ‘Dick-Shit’ Edwards,” or “Bill ‘Cigar-Butt’ Clinton.” It’s too late for that now. It looks like you are about to get a U.S. Government Suite at Riker’s Island (RI), befitting to house all of your hotel dreams, with a slew of RI inmates willing to support them. Dude, you are going to Barely Blink when those RI inmates enter Troy with their wooden horses!

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