Mr. Trojan Horse

Strauss-Kahn, you’re the man! But you fu*ked-up! You fashioned yourself for a Greek Emperor who tried to truss his Trojan horse into the wrong city. She’s a lady, not a subservient French whore. What did you expect?

I heard prostitution is perfectly legal in France, but this is America, buddy. You would need to assume a Bad-Boy alias, like, “Client 9,”“John ‘Dick-Shit’ Edwards,” or “Bill ‘Cigar-Butt’ Clinton.” It’s too late for that now. It looks like you are about to get a U.S. Government Suite at Riker’s Island (RI), befitting to house all of your hotel dreams, with a slew of RI inmates willing to support them. Dude, you are going to Barely Blink when those RI inmates enter Troy with their wooden horses!

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