Barely Blink: August 2011

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Black Bieber

When the fuck did they turn Justin Bieber into a little Black kid? I could Barely Blink when Bieber, the little Blackstreet Boy from Ontario, Canada, thanked God and Jesus at the MTV Video Music Awards, and concluded that he was thankful for being in the same category with "all of 'em"—his fellow talented artists.

Bieber swagged his way on and off stage rocking some super low red jeans with a black T-Shirt, velvet collared blazer, some Daddy Bush [reading] glasses and a tiny snake in his hand. That's a kid who's fucking confused! What's next? A gold tooth, multiple tattoos, a few brushes with the law, an entourage of money sucking Homies and a couple of freaks?

Maybe he'll be the only White kid who would grow up to become a Black man. After all, Michael Jackson accomplished the reverse.

Monday, August 22, 2011

A Change is Coming

The Obama Administration is slowly crumbling. Re-election for President Obama is beginning to look like a shot at winning the Mega Million—with the help of a weekly co-workers pool.

A failed stimulus package, a health-care bill that no one really agrees with and an almost trillion-dollar deficit has put a wedge in his Mr. Cool politics. As William Broyles said in his Newsweek article, “Americans aren’t inspired by well-meaning weakness.” In my opinion, America needs a pragmatic leader. One who would make firm decisions and not give a fuck about right- or left-wing politics!

To put it bluntly,

America

needs a madman, a man like Lyndon B. Johnson or George W. Bush who would create a crazy-ass plan and demand a firm execution without wavering! After all, mad is close to genius. But, in George W. Bush's case, mad is meritocracy.

For Obama, genius is apparently, not knowing his presidency is collapsing. He might need to pull a Nixon and quit while he’s ahead! These days, he could Barely Blink without being reminded of the economy crisis he cannot seem to fix. Poor dude, a change is certainly coming.