Mistresses vs. Witnesses for Dr. Conrad Murray

Things came to a head during the Dr. Conrad Murray trial, the doctor charged in the death of Pop superstar, Michael Jackson, when four women, all mistresses of Murray, took the stand. The model-like women, all apparent pin-ups for fashion magazines, rendered testimonies that discredited Murray’s innocence.  The stream of mistresses bared such resemblance to the Tiger Woods’ soap opera drama; it leaves me to wonder how many more women are lurking in the woodworks.

Murray could barely blink when his sultry, main-squeeze pin-up told her tale of sex and lies [without the videotape], all while delivering an Anna Nicole Smith performance of dizzy, dumb blonde (in her case, dumb black).

Nonetheless, two things are very clear: 1) Murray had more women in Jackson’s bed than Jackson had little boys in it; and, 2) He doesn’t need to buy a turkey for Thanksgiving, because his goose is fucking cooked!

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