Barely Blink: November 2011

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

A Rat Attack

After 41 years of autocratic leadership,

Libya'

s fearless tyrant, Muammar Gaddafi was wounded, dragged and taunted in the streets just before he was shot and killed. Gaddafi, who had tortured, hung and brutally executed hundreds of innocent people, was found [hiding] down in his sewer pipe hours before his slaying.

Ironically, Gaddafi treated folks like rats and in the end he became a rat hiding in a sewer pipe. I bet he could Barely Blink when he discovered that his pre-Halloween rat-in-a-hole stunt was not going to fly with those angry Libyan fighters. Payback ain't a bitch. It's a fucking rat!

Trouble In Kardashian Paradise

Ha! After a 10 million dollar wedding and just two months of marriage, Kim Kardashian and her NBA hubby, Kris Humphries are calling it quits. The couple filed for a divorce sighting irreconcilable differences.

I've got to hand it to those Kardashians. Their publicity stunts are brilliant! But, this one comes in a few inches short of the Ray J sex-tape scandal. Humphries could Barely Blink when he discovered that his wife [Kim] had filed for a divorce. Poor dude. I guess he couldn't measure up to her hoop dreams. Too bad he signed a prenuptial, because Kim's got a whole lot of a$$ets.