10 Reasons Why ABC Would Not Have A Black Bachelorette

1. She would have a barrage of gold teeth or no teeth contestants.
2. ABC would need to hire an Ebonics to English translator. 
3. She would get drunk drinking Alizé and cuss the producers of the show out.
4. A 1992 Cadillac Coupe de Ville, with loud base, big rims and insane hydraulics would roll-up to the mansion.
5. She would bring her Mama, Uncle Freddie, Cousin Ray-Ray, Aunt Willa-Mae and daughter Shenika to stay in the mansion.
6. She would host wild parties and have a bunch of Hip-Hop artist clad in wife-beaters with their trousers falling off their asses.
7. The menu would consist of Fried Chicken, Ham Hocks and Chitlins.
8. There would undoubtedly be a Ghetto brawl.
9. Karrine Steffans aka “Super-head” would try to become the next Bachelorette, in order to obtain material for the release of Confessions of a Video Vixen—Ghetto Love, but she would not succeed because…
10. ABC would perform a Jack Kevorkian and pull the fucking plug on the entire show!

I could Barely Blink as I wonder what would happen if ABC decided to have a Latina Bachelorette. Hmm…

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