Explosive Catholic Mass

I could Barely Blink when—in the middle of a Catholic Mass—a homeless redneck strolled into the cathedral and yelled, “They should rape Jacqueline Kennedy. She is a bitch!!” I suppose an evil spirit was upon that imbecile, or perhaps his mental facility deficient from Prozac. Who on earth goes into a house of worship and hurtle such repugnant words?

Holy Communion! I find those Catholics to be too damn civilized. The Bishop, Priests, Alter boy…nobody budged. Not even a single parishioner challenged to throw that lunatic out. Meanwhile, I resisted the urge to yell right back, “Get the fuck out!!”

I imagine those Catholics would not have mind my French amidst their Latin chant. But, two wrongs do not make a right, except…1 confession, 2 rosaries, 5 penances and 10 Hail Mary’s. Yeah, so… I opted to shut the hell up!

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