Get a load of this! Kevin Clash, the puppeteer behind Sesame
Street
Ironically, Clash has been working behind small bodies for many years,
causing his seemingly precocious act to trigger bountiful fantasies that made dainty-little
boys beg Elmo to “tickle them.”
While puppet master, Clash has admitted
to being gay, his sexual behavior with a [then] 15-year old boy and another lad
who said he had sex with Clash when he was 16—but recanted his statement—has
Clash in statutory hot waters!
I feel sorry for poor Elmo. I could Barely Blink, as I cannot imagine him behind
bars. He would turn from bright red to prison orange, scarred with tattoos and
a bandana on his head, while his master, Mr. Clash, enjoys a quotidian play of
“tickle me Elmo.”
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First Ernie and Burt and now Elmo....Oh no........
ReplyDeleteElmo needs to hire a lawyer quick. He needs to file for divorce from Mr. Clash on the grounds of "irreconcible differences" aka infidelity, before they both get sent up the river. Honestly, it's no laughing matter, and it NEVER is when it comes to sexually abusing minors.
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