U.S. Congress In A Legal Bind

I could Barely Blink as Congress begins to stir things up with a number of tough decisions. Guns, gays and store-aways, all campaign reform promises President Obama might not be able to fulfill.

I propose the following:

Guns

Bring on the Colorado Dark Knight for a Batman blaze of glory up in Congress and we shall see how quickly these political Jokers endorse the Second Amendment.

Gays (Same-Sex Marriage)

Consider this. Vice President, Joe Biden frequently puts his foot in his mouth, yet everyone accepts him for his verbal follies and for being just Joe. My point is… who the fuck cares!

Store-Aways (Immigration)

Issue an executive order that would grant amnesty to illegal immigrants. Make it a national holiday and a nationwide party with tacos, burritos, nachos and a huge Uncle Tom piñata. This would keep frustrated Mexicans from taking their wives to the cliff Te-qui-la.
 
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