As the nation stormed
into frenzy after a whistleblower leaked info on the U.S. Government’s PRISM spy program
– one which allows them to tap into all Americans cell phone and internet
communication – I was wondering exactly who I need to befriend to see just what
some of these shady Government Executives do in their spare time.
I imagine Kim
Kardashian and
Jenna Jameson’s explicit sex scenes
are lurking somewhere in their Internet history. A little bit of Snoop Dogg and some Gangnam Style
amidst their Fifty Shades of Grey.
Some bedroom and bathroom antics, like the bobbing foot of Sen. Larry Craig, and a stance as wide as his male receiver.
Sexing, scheming, deceiving
and a host of other indiscretions probably haunt folks like Governors Mark Sanford, Jim McGreevey, Eliot Spitzer and that douchebag Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I could Barely Blink as I wonder what might be hiding
behind the cool swag of Barack Obama. Hmm…
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