U.S. Congress In A Legal Bind

I could Barely Blink as Congress begins to stir things up with a number of tough decisions. Guns, gays and store-aways, all campaign reform promises President Obama might not be able to fulfill.

I propose the following:

Guns

Bring on the Colorado Dark Knight for a Batman blaze of glory up in Congress and we shall see how quickly these political Jokers endorse the Second Amendment.

Gays (Same-Sex Marriage)

Consider this. Vice President, Joe Biden frequently puts his foot in his mouth, yet everyone accepts him for his verbal follies and for being just Joe. My point is… who the fuck cares!

Store-Aways (Immigration)

Issue an executive order that would grant amnesty to illegal immigrants. Make it a national holiday and a nationwide party with tacos, burritos, nachos and a huge Uncle Tom piñata. This would keep frustrated Mexicans from taking their wives to the cliff Te-qui-la.
 
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Oprah’s Lifeclass on Thin Ice

Flicking through my TV channels, I could Barely Blink when I encountered media mogul, Oprah Winfrey, and a woman famed for her in-your-face life coaching, Iyanla Vanzant, berating and cornering this Caucasian woman about the [in their opinion] bad choices she made in life on an episode of Oprah’s Lifeclass.

If this were the 60s, these two would be erased, and Vanzant stoned to death for her witchcraft-like intuitiveness amidst her bullying antics!

In 2011, Vanzant and Winfrey publically rekindled their friendship after an 11-year fall-out, and while Vanzant stated she was disappointed in Winfrey’s lack of support, Winfrey responded matter-of-factly that she did not know Vanzant sought her support. Ha! Just call Winfrey the B Word…a Billionaire who does not give a flying fuck about anyone – including her rent-a-husband, Stedman!

Here they are in 2013, bosom-buddies antagonizing white people. These two need to learn a lesson on the history of America’s Lifeclass… that they might be skating on some very thin, retaliatory Redneck ice!

 
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