Saturday, July 21, 2012

Batman - The Dark Knight Falls!

I could Barely Blink when I heard that some Mask-Man had created his own deadly movie theatrics, killing 12 and wounding 58 during the premiere of the new Batman film.

James Holmes, armed with an AR-15 assault rifle, gas mask and clad in black opened fire just after midnight on Friday at a theater filled with eager Batman filmgoers in Aurora, Colorado. Investigators believe that Holmes acted alone and describe him as a Lone Wolf—despite his preference to be “The Joker.”

The irony is, while Holmes decided to conceal his identity [during his theatre massacre], his own mother was quick to reveal it, “You have the right person," she told ABC News Reporters, “I need to call the police. … I need to fly out to Colorado.”

Holy crap, Batman! This Joker is screwed—not just screwed-the-fuck-up!! His cinematography days are over! The curtains have fallen on his act and will undoubtedly leave him behind in an iron dungeon filled with Mask Men, right before the State executes his ass!

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