TomKat In A Split-Splat

I could Barely Blink over the media’s obsession with the recent split of one of Hollywood's most talked-about couples, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (“TomKat”). According to the Associated Press, Holmes filed for a divorce while Cruise was in Iceland.

I am neither interested, nor do I care about this TomKat split, but, I will say this… Kat (that Jackie Kennedy wannabe) must have known of Cruise’s Napoleonic complex. She must have known that she would fall prey to a dictating Scientology Jerk!

Word to the wise:

• Shot gun weddings do not work;
• A man 16 years a woman’s senior is destine to get dumped, especially if he is experiencing mid-life crisis. Her crisis becomes a plot to get rid of him before he turns fifty;
• Never plan to celebrate your 50^th Birthday away from your wife. She has a plan too; and,
• If you feel like you have met the man/woman of your dreams, avoid jumping up and down on Oprah’s couch or you might wind-up crying on it 5 years later.

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