Escaping Debt by Death

When Ex-Wall Street trader, Michael Marin was found guilty of setting his mansion on fire as a scheme to escape his mortgage debt, dude decided to take the law into his own hands. He sentenced himself to death by way of ingesting what appeared to be something he placed in his mouth, then, washed it down with a drink from a bottle he took into the courtroom.  Minutes later, folks could Barely Blink when Marin suffered from a seizure and died.

What a fucking moron! Incidentally, Marin neglected to look on the bright side of his going to prison, which was, a roof over his head and his mortgage debt…GONE!

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