Florida In A State of Delay

Thursday, November 8, 2012 – late afternoon just when the nation had finished celebrating or perhaps recovering from the news of President Barack Obama’s reelection, the State of Florida was finally releasing its election results.

I find this to be particularly interesting, considering the State of Alaska – four hours behind the State of Florida – wrapped up their voting results on election night, then, folks probably wandered off and stood by their windows to see Russia.

Perhaps Floridians staked-out polling stations in order to avoid another Penske rental truck scandal, while election officials inside the stations were forced to revert to a 48-hour ballot count!

Governor Romney could Barely Blink when he conceded. I imagine he held back tears, while plagued by thoughts of the magnitude of funds he lost on a useless campaign.

Ha! Time to retire to Florida, Mitt, because according to your wife, your political career is over! Perhaps Floridians would sympathize, and accept you as a resident. Although, I suspect it would take them a while before they could count you in.

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Olympic Flames for Mitt Romney

When Mitt Romney traveled to London on his first official trip as the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, things went way South before Romney realized he was way North. When asked whether London is ready for the 2012 Olympic Games, that jackass responded by saying there were “disconcerting” signs—implying that the Brits are unprepared.

Romney quickly sparked a fire burning faster than the Olympic flames, but the Brits extinguished it just as quickly, responding collectively to his unsavory comment.

Frankly, this is probably the sign of a Debutante with a silver spoon so far up his ass; he is out-of-touch and unable to relate to civilization. He could Barely Blink!

If I were the Brits, I would revoke his visa and deport his ass. However, Romney may have already sealed his presidential fate. That silver spoon jackass!

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